Category Archives: Gigs

Loudon Wainwright III, GRCH, 6th May Acts 29 & 30

Shields and me are joined for pre-gig cocktails in The Station Bar with Ronaldo & Lillibet and The Professor and The Womanly Armed One.Great wee boozer but stowed doesn’t begin to describe it!

Lucy Wainwright Roche would never have got this gig, or the polite reception, had she not been a sibling and one of the (in)famous Wainwright posse. Basically, she was shite and waffled on interminably both during and between songs.Worst still, mid set she wheeled on ‘ladeez ‘n’ gents a very, very good friend of mine, Eddie Reader’ who I assume must live Phantom-of The Opera-like in the bowels of this hall. (Everytime BBC Scotland transmit a show from here she seems to materialise giving us all her ‘Rabbie’). Tonight, I’m assuming by the way she’s dressed that she’s actually  ‘chanelling’ The Judder Man.

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The set improves, marginally, when Eddie exits stage right.Then greatly, when Lucy follows suit.

I’ve been trundling along to see LW3 for decades and can remember when he was popular enough to fill the mighty Glasgow Apollo. While there was nothing wrong with tonight’s show, I don’t think ‘Mr W’ will be seeing any of my future earnings.Nothing new really, a few songs about erectile disfunction and medication but nothing that ‘grabbed me’!

Oddly with age, Loudon’s legs seem to have shrunk. Thought it was just me but mentioned it to someone in the office and they agreed.

Van der Graaf Generator, ABC1, 24th March Act #28

Jeez, it’s quite hard to recall a time when I didn’t love and listen to t’Generator. I can recall sitting in the ‘groovy’ basement of Pettigrew & Stephen, early 1970, with m’wife to be, eating huge cream cakes (still at an age where your birthdate was queried by sanctimonious barmen) and listening to Aerosol Grey Machine on vinyl.

Tonight they and we are stripped down to a trio. In their corner it’s Hammill obviously, Banton and Evans and ‘we’ are me with Billy Bones and Spanner.With this minimalist line up PH has to provide a lot more guitar now that the sax has gone. He’s far from great, but does sufficiently well to satisy the die-hards.When they launch into Lemmings early in the set, the surprise and perfect sound has me considering whether the three of us should be entered for the Eurovision Grinning Contest. Last time I saw The Spanner so ecstatic was when Acid Mothers Temple hit that Gong groove in Sleazy’s! VDGG really surprised me tonight. I didn’t think the trio could do it, but they did in spades!

For nerds who like setlists:

Interference Patterns
Your Time Starts Now
Lemmings
Lifetime
Bunsho
Over The Hill
Mathematics
Mr Sands
Meurglys III
Childlike Faith in Childhood’s End

Nutter Alert

Pineapple Thief, Classic Grand March 21st, Acts 26 &27

Pineapple Thief, Classic Grand March 21st, Acts 26 &27

Just a run of the mill gig, for me. Spanner’s a fan, so I went along with him. Support band, Second Skin, seemed determined to cram four or five ideas into every tune and have every footpedal in their array switched up to 11. After their set, they stood right next to us at the bar and blethered incessantly through the PT set. Had Billy Bones been here, I’m quite sure he would have had words with them, however he wasn’t and as they were quite large with many tattoos, I just tuned them out!

I’ve had Pineapple Thief described to me as sounding like Porcupine Tree’s wee brothers and that’s not too far off the mark. Prog Rock? Too much Rock and not enough Prog for these ageing ears. Last night of the tour and no goodies left on the merch stall for Spanner to buy. The Classic Grand’s a fine wee venue.

Johnny Glasgow, Roman Camp Hotel Callander, 19th March Act #25

One of the downsides of being such a popular blogger is being asked along to lots of freebies and fabulous events and, as I can’t be everywhere at once, I sometimes have to decline and as such disappoint. However on this night, I made an exception, I was attending the lovely Helen Marnie of Ladytron’s wedding at the Roman Camp Hotel in Callander.

While the city of Glasgow was drinking in, and enjoying, the Magner’s Comedy Festival, we were treated to an impromptu performance by an erstwhile Harpenden stand up legend, Johnny Glasgow, trying out new material on some hicks from the sticks.
The truncated set varied in style from existentialist, proto-Ben Elton stuff to what can only be described as ’Chic Murray post bells’. At his best, Mr Glasgow is certainly biting at the ankles of Tim Vine (I went to my door to be confronted by a man with black paintbrush in hand “ Go away and never darken my doorstep again!”) but occasionally lapsed with poorer Tommy Cooper style material (Man came to my door and asked do you want a window cleaner? No, I want all my windows cleaner!) However he got a rousing reception from the audience which also saw me trotting over to shake his hand to congratulate him at the conclusion.